I Made The Best Of What I Thought Was Impossible

i cybered on omegle today

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:42:43 -0400

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.

a-sorta-fairytale: get on my dick not my nerves

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:38:41 -0400

a-sorta-fairytale:

get on my dick not my nerves

ashleyosborn: Transit May 18th, 2013Jackson, NJSkate and Surf

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:38:14 -0400

ashleyosborn:

Transit

May 18th, 2013
Jackson, NJ
Skate and Surf

stephini: stephini: what do you call tom hanks when he takes a boat ride tom cruise

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:37:53 -0400

stephini:

stephini:

what do you call tom hanks when he takes a boat ride

tom cruise

my hobbies include sleeping and disappointing everyone close to me

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:37:08 -0400

my hobbies include sleeping and disappointing everyone close to me

thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like?

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:23:45 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:19:02 -0400

loudmimedave365: #119. 680 South // The Story So Far All you...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:17:20 -0400

loudmimedave365:

#119. 680 South // The Story So Far

All you tried and failed to do was justify your theft and I get that you’re bereft of other things to occupy yourself, but keep my goddamn name out of your mouth, you’re just a shade of gray. And all I want is forward progress and maybe next year I’ll miss your face but right now its still worthless. Wasted time, mostly mine, its not my fucking fault so get lost and find your way home, leave my mind alone.

improperlybalanced: The Story So Far - 680 South And I get that...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:15:25 -0400

improperlybalanced:

The Story So Far - 680 South

And I get that you’re bereft of other things to occupy yourself,
But keep my goddamn name out of your mouth.
You’re just a shade of gray.

And all I want is forward progress.
Maybe next year I’ll miss your face but right now it’s still worthless.
Wasted time, mostly mine, it’s not my fucking fault.
So get lost and find your way home.

forty-fathoms-and-counting: The Story So Far-680 South

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:13:16 -0400

forty-fathoms-and-counting:

The Story So Far-680 South

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:13:09 -0400

Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:11:28 -0400

Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

belle-morningstar: Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet but then virgin...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:48:51 -0400

belle-morningstar:

Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet

but then virgin mobile made fun of her

so t mobile stepped its shit up

it’s like high school drama except with phone company’s